Three Funniest Things You Could Buy At Walmart

Last night my brother and I were chatting over a few beers, and I remembered some skit a comedian did about the three funniest / strangest things you could buy at Walmart simultaneously. Presumably the idea is to get a WTF look from the cashier and perhaps others. So we got to bouncing ideas around and here are the results...

• shotgun shells, condoms, and bbq sauce.
• Beano, Clown Make-up, and Captain Crunch.
• a car tire, a pregnancy test kit, goat cheese
• Trash bags, baby socks, and a map of Ohio
• Pigs feet, a blank greeting card, and monostat 7
• Incense, a bike pump, and a dvd of Saved by the Bell
• olives, ky jelly, and pickled eggs
• a goldfish, a wiffle ball bat, and an oil change
• Nair, A baseball cap, a chainsaw
• a youth athletic cup, starting fluid, beef jerky
• Playdough, a size triple D bra, an GI Joe action figure
• a hotwheels car, a ziplock bag, and warming lubricant
• WD-40, condoms, frozen burritos
• tinsel, celery, canned cat food
• an engagement ring, a BB gun, frozen shrimp
• ground beef, "Get well" card, new car scent spray.
• fishing pole, shampoo, an enquirer
• Catfish stink bait, Quart of motor oil, Gerber baby food peas in a jar
• Diapers, Car battery, Lawnmower
• Bikini, Weed eater, spray tan
• Pregnancy Test, Champagne, Wire Coat Hangers
• an ax, a book on how to save your marriage, and a shovel