Bert From Sesame Street Is NOT Gay, You Homos!

I cannot believe how fast the gay community latches on to something as innocuous as a recent tweet from “Bert” saying: Ever notice how similar my hair is to Mr. T’s? The only difference is mine is a little more ‘mo,’ a little less ‘hawk.’

Apparently in the gay community “MO” is short or slang for “Homo” and some gay pop culture sites went ape shit and took Bert’s tweet as a secret coded message to the homos. Jesus Christ, give a homo an inch and they imagine a mile. 

A spokesperson for Sesame Street told Fox News that the writer meant nothing by it other than coming up with a fun way to shorten the word Mohawk, referring to Bert’s diminutive amount of hair.

Being gay must be like buying a new car. When you get that shiny new yellow VW Beetle and then all of a sudden, you notice the yellow Beetles that seem to be multiplying everywhere. That is the only comparison I can come up with that makes any send of this entire deal. Gay people find the word “Mo” in a Tweet from a Sesame Street Character and assume he’s gay….because that’s what they are looking for everywhere to justify or validate themselves.  This is fucking retarded. Why are they even paying attention to Bert?

Besides that how many homos run around with a haircut like Bert's?  Bert said it was “more mo”. Do you gays think he is representative of your kind? Bert is a puppet made of felt with no genitals… hey that actually sounds like some of you homos after all!

Attention homos. IT’S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT YOU!!!!! I don't care what you do or who you do it with. Stop being retarded.