Tuesday, October 19, 2010

To, Two, and Too

Alright kids, here we go again. Not long ago I laid in to you stupid fucks that can't use There Their and They're properly. It's time for an asswhoopin again. Unless you are an illegal immigrant taking your second week of English As A Second Language, you have no fucking reason to be this damn dumb.

To: Used to denote a place, or possession.
Example: On a gift tag it says "To: and From:" the part that says "TO" is where you write the name of who you are giving the gift TO. Can also be used to show where you are going. IE "We are going TO the mall".

Two: A number or quantity greater than one and less than three.
Example: We were so hungry we ordered TWO pizzas.

Too: Represents additional, or more of something.
Example: I like pepperoni on my pizza but I like extra anchovies too.

Don't get me started on tutu you fucks.

Originally Posted late 2006

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