Friday, October 22, 2010

A Few Words To My Bosses About email And Ineptitude

Email is used to COMMUNICATE.

As such, when I send you fuckers one, please read THE WHOLE EMAIL and THEN reply. Replying after reading the first two lines, and missing 18 other items starts a ripple effect of never-ending emails to accomplish what should have been done in 1 email. Then the next thing you know, someone gets so bent they piss in the coffee maker, or they need therapy. Guess which one was me this week.

 Boss Hogg has no idea what email even is.

I swear to god I have no idea how these people made it to upper management that cannot digest an entire email full of important questions, then answer them all in one reply.  I have taken to sending 1 question per email, at least 20 minutes apart so I don't have to deal with re-sending the first email and asking the same questions over and over.

SLOW DOWN AND FUCKING READ! What's the goddamn point of email if I have to ask the same shit 7 times before I get an answer? You guys talk about how busy you are, well, you are creating that monster in your inbox all by yourself.

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